Got PMS? Drink Some Milk, Says Sexist Ad Campaign
Thank goodness for the California Milk Processor Board’s new ad campaign. Once a month, some women have this pesky thing called PMS that turns them into raging demons if their boyfriends dare look at them wrong, or even, as the campaign says, if their boyfriends don’t read between the right lines. But, even an out of control female monster can now be placated, thanks to milk! Oh, glorious PMS-relieving milk! Both females and males should just take one giant calcium-enriched sigh of relief.
The Board’s new ad campaign, conceived by creative agency Goodby, Silverstein & Partners is entitled “Everything I Do Is Wrong.” It consists of several frightened-looking men holding cartons of milk as offerings for their better, angrier halves. Slogans include “I apologize for letting you misinterpret what I was saying,” “I apologize for not reading between the right lines,” “I’m sorry for the things—or things—I did or didn’t do,” “We can both blame myself” and “I’m sorry I listened to what you said and not what you meant.”
In case the ads aren’t enough, scared boyfriends can also visit EverythingIDoIsWrong.org, where they can check the current global PMS levels and monitor “key PMS indicators” such as cocoa futures, silver futures and gold futures. Because, obviously, when a woman is a PMS-ing psycho, chocolate (especially milk chocolate) and pricey jewelry make everything better.
Ad Week argues that the campaign “presents women as more uncontrollably irrational than ever before!” and Salon believes the campaign has gone “that extra offensive mile.”
Steve James, executive director of the milk board, told the New York Times that the “humor will allow people to laugh at themselves.” Unfortunately, we women are too busy screaming at our boyfriends and craving milk chocolate to laugh along with whoever he’s talking about.
i’m so glad these advertisements are coming to an end. honestly, women have to go through the many pains of a monthly period, and then you turn around and make men look like the victims? how about no.
Is it bad I laughed pretty hard at these? I actually thought they were kind of cute. Shut up Ivan.
(Source: fag-dreams)
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This IS hilarious because ALL OF THE WOMEN (over 30) IN MY FAMILY confuse the hell out of me. And most of them that I...
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dafuq is this
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I’m surprised they even printed “PMS” and not “lady troubles”.
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jonhenry reblogged this from stfuconservatives and added:
these ladies probs got pms cuz of the mugs on their men, eew
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missingmissives reblogged this from vladislava and added:
Absolutely disgusting.
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rudniculous reblogged this from vladislava and added:
Aaaaaand cue the backpeddling! Their website now redirects to gotdiscussion.org.
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dbeat reblogged this from vladislava and added:
female cows, female humans, both are just biological machines kept around to milk or fuck
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Is it bad I laughed pretty hard at these? I actually thought they were kind of cute. Shut up Ivan.
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these in SF and immediately regret leaving...sharpie at home.
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i’m so glad these advertisements are coming to an end. honestly,...many pains of a monthly...
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rezurrexion-ftw reblogged this from tapintotheoak and added:
Fucking win xD
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fuckingickyricky reblogged this from queerio19 and added:
Lol what bullshit.
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queerio19 reblogged this from fuckyeahgenderstudies and added:
Gee, I’m sorry heterosexual man in my life. Was my natural, temporary hormonal imbalance bothering you? Trust me, having...
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queer-feeri reblogged this from stfuconservatives and added:
I’m really glad that this ad campaign was pulled, even if the advertising company doesn’t understand the reason why they...
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tapintotheoak reblogged this from crowleysgrowly and added:
Proof that women can’t handle the banter.
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transatlanticwanker reblogged this from mycroftismight and added:
No thanks, I’ll stick with soya milk.
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godreaus reblogged this from jernsnerw and added:
…But don’t the artificial growth hormones in milk bring on puberty earlier, i.e., girls get their periods sooner?...
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beznadezhnyy reblogged this from mycroftismight and added:
Well thanks I’m lactose intolerant MILK WILL NOT HELP YOU SEXIST BASTARDS
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jernsnerw reblogged this from mycroftismight and added:
At least I now know to drink milk while on my period.
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mycroftismight reblogged this from iamheathen and added:
I cannot believe this. It’s retrograde beyond belief ok. Let’s all just punch this campaign in the face, please.
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